Auragasmic wrote:Firstly, I certainly appreciate you taking the time out of your (presumably) busy schedule to respond to my comments. However, I couldn’t help but notice that you appear to be experiencing some difficulty interpreting some of my initial comments so I feel the need to clarify a few things. I’ll attempt to keep my prose as simplistic as possible in hopes we don’t have any further misunderstandings.
firstly, let me thusly congratulate you on your superfluous conflagration of vapid chinese prose, but tis you who doth misunderstandify your own befuddlement hitherto afforded by your incongruous attempt at pontificating a coherent motive.
i.e., this is not merely a misunderstanding--you're simply too fucking DUMB
to make a coherent point. now, while i appreciate the verbal blowjob, i don't appreciate you trying to overcharge me with notions of your faux-civility.
unlike you, i have an actual education, and i'm well able to discern the meaning of a post by sounding out the big words and relying on a mysterious grammatical device that we men like to refer to as 'context.'
i don't require a cunt with wounded self-esteem issues to lecture me on the pretense of interpersonal communication... or maybe you forgot we TEACH
social interaction at this Academy?
You were prepared for my “emotional self-righteous indignation?” I don’t see anything remotely emotional in my comments – nor do I see any reflection of self-righteous indignation.
of course not--if you could, you wouldn't be writing in the first place.
your very first sentence is an expression of emotional, self-righteous indignation:
As a female (WARNING, WARNING, WARNING) I find the majority of the content on this site repugnant for numerous different reasons.
you see, here's the difference between men and women; men will state their SPECIFIC
grievances over an issue whereas women will make general blanket statements about their FEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS.
men aren't going to characterize something as "repugnant" without cause.
your 'causes' (if you can call them that) are pretty fucking laughable:
I like sex. I like sports and kickboxing. I like video games and violent movies (Tarantino especially) and I like guns. Contrary to popular belief, I'm uncomfortable at baby showers. I don't like flowers and don't understand why men feel obligated to purchase them for me or pay for dinner. I have no qualms about splitting the bill(s). I do, however, possess an extensive shoe collection, enjoy baby bunnies and cooking. I know. We can't all be perfect.
theses 'causes' indicate your sheer fucking stupidity. they are the source of your emotional, self-righteous indignation. but you're too fucking stupid to even grasp the meaning of the word indignation.
so this becomes an eternal lesson in explaining just how fucking dumb you really are. the only problem is, i'm explaining this a DUMB person, which makes the explanation pointless. if you had a brain, you would have understood the explanation the first time around.
In fact, the only person here getting “emotional” appears to be you. Perhaps your argument would have more of impact if you decided to stray from pictorial references to emphasize your opinions. You have a good message. Let’s not muddy it with pettiness.
perhaps your incoherent yapping would have more impact if you could hold this with your face for a few minutes:
Thank you for clarifying what a feminist is. I really had no idea and had always assumed that belonging to a curling club and forgoing all waxing efforts were dog-eared pages in the feminist manifesto. According to your eloquently written blurb, Feminists are women who believe in achieving power and entitlement through political and societal means that successfully restrict the rights of men.
no, stupidfuck. achieving power and entitlements are the means
. their goal is to control men. i.e., this is no different than spoiled children trying to control adults.
instead of fulfilling your functional female role (which requires actual EFFORT), it's much more convenient for you to try to negate the functional male role. then instead of sitting on the couch for 12 hours a day, you can enjoy a full 24 hours of uninterrupted sloth.
Where did I even INSINUATE that I believed in such a system of checks and balances?
your sentence doesn't even make sense as usual.
Men should have EVERY right that women have and those rights should be protected by law.
correction, stupidfuck. ALL your so-called 'rights' are protected and enforcd BY MEN
. that means YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS, YOU FUCKING MORON.
the only way you're allowed to do ANYTHING or say ANYTHING is SOLELY by MALE PERMISSION.
without it, you don't get to do a fucking thing.
a 'right' is an agreement
. i have to agree to it in order for you to have it; as soon as i stop agreeing
, you IMMEDIATELY
stop having it. i know this is difficult for your tiny brain to grasp, so read it slowly.
Let’s remove gender from the equation and state simply that all people (regardless of gender, race, etc) should be treated equally under the law.
yes, all feminists would LOVE nothing more than to negate the male gender function. removing gender is your goal. that's why feminists view gender as a social construct instead of an innate design blueprint for behavior. but unfortunately for you and every other feminist, life just doesn't work that way. your detachable penis just doesn't qualify you as a male. and all the wishful thinking in the world isn't going to change that.
I’ve been nothing but civil in my responses to you and I’d appreciate it if you would extend the same honor to me. If anyone is behaving like a scorned, emotional child in this discussion it certainly isn’t me. So let’s leave the assumptions about each other at the door and have a conversation like the adults we both are. I know you’re capable of it.
i guess in your world, civility equates to condescension.
you're not an adult, and you'll never become one at this rate. but i can definitely help you get there:
The nation you refer to is The United States of America, I assume? You’re quite right about it being founded upon by much worse than violent vitriol but haven’t we evolved from such behavior?
I guess you don't open the newspaper that much. this is a little place in the world called "Syria":
and this is back home at columbine:
maybe that's not recent enough. here's the Alabama campus shooter for those keeping score:
and here's jesus wanting to smack the fuck out your silliness:
And even if you disagree about the evolution (there are times I certainly do) shouldn’t society embrace a common goal of civility towards all of its citizens? Shouldn’t we avoid regression at all costs? As a relatively young woman, I’ve never experienced any disadvantages to being born a female. It infuriates me that there are laws that protect women and isolate men – we should champion ALL human rights issues and men have JUST as many as women do if not more. The most irritating aspect of fighting for just causation for men is society’s approach to masculinity and it is incredibly paradoxical. Men are advised from a very early age to never display any signs of weakness and are to embody all elements of masculinity.
you obviously have no clue what constitutes 'masculinity'... your version of masculinity is the chuck norris TV version of masculinity.
On the other hand, men can’t expect to be treated like the supreme protectors of humanity and the fathers of innovation while expecting to be protected.
what the fuck does that even mean?
Feminism isn’t the answer but neither is misogyny.
In the female universe, disagreeing with a woman = misogyny.
your definitions are pretty fucking useless. that's why it's best just to ignore women's insane yappings, and just listen to men, since we're the ones that are busy making sense.
you just work on your own strengths-- the sandwiches and blowjobs.
The majority of my initial post was intended to be facetious (which is conveyed poorly over teh interwebz )
the internet isn't responsible for your lack of education. don't make excuses for your inability to make sense. i'm on the internet, and i have no problem getting my point across because, unlike you, i actually think
before i type.
so I fear you misinterpreted some of my extensions of camaraderie as actual conversation marks.
i fear you may have misinterpreted my backhand as less than romantic. i still expect that blowjob. buddy
I can assure you they were not intended as such. While I never did catch on to the Farmville craze (one you seem all too familiar with) I’d be more than happy to play a few rounds of CoD with you.
i'd rather you play a few rounds of Shut The Fuck Up Stupid Bitch And Put My Dick In Your Mouth So You Make More Sense
. it was just released for the XBox.
Why do you keep using the term cunt?
probably because you qualify as a cunt? that would be my first guess.
Are you attempting to offend me?
the only thing i need to do to offend a woman is tell the truth. i.e., i don't need to try. it will happen regardless.
I don’t mind the term at all – in fact, I tend to use it on a daily basis to describe daffy halfwits whose intellectual prowess can be measured in the profound messages of Sesame Street. It is, however, very important to refrain from Ad Hominem attacks when debating with someone.
when you're qualified to debate a man
, i'll be the first one to let you know.
It discredits your position and authority and suggests that perhaps you shouldn’t involve yourself in heated discussions. Essentially, it provides a grave disservice to your message.
look, you're a dumb cunt. your words are highly fucking IRRELEVANT to anyone interested in making sense. in laymen's terms, your post goes in here when i'm done with it:
I do wish you and your organization all the best in the future regardless of our disagreements. Your message is incredibly important as society needs to recognize the injustices that have been committed against men, and are continuously committed in the name of equality.
Best of luck to you and yours,
there's no such thing as luck, which is why, while you're busy sucking off leprechauns, men are busy developing real world skills.
(P.S. Fantastic moniker!)
since you're a woman, you're bound to get lost. consider it a roadmap to your mouth.
A tired rooster never sees the sunrise, and a jade monkey never eats the sparrow's egg.