I want to return to the Academy, because I want to fuck a cute chick, get a girlfriend and - first of all - form good relationships with the guys I am in the army with.
I am an Urban Warfare corporal in an unit of APC and truck drivers. There's no discipline almost at all. We're supposed to just tell the bunch of driver monkeys to get to the yard in formation to get to eat. Otherwise we let the drivers get away with crappily done bunks and shittily folded bed covers, because "they have it so horrible because they have to serve a whole year" and "they CAN do the things they're supposed to, they're just tired and uninterested after six months". I think that's total bullshit, but that's the order from the higher-ups.
What really makes my blood boil and gets me to the verge of a killing spree is that those fucking driver monkeys don't respect me. A couple of them has a shitty sardonic attitude towards me and I want that to FUCKING END! I hate when they annoy me with making stupid sounds and fucking around when I'm inspecting their room. Since I'm not allowed to take my belt and beat them up or tie their legs and hands with cable ties, I need to learn to give them positive incentive to motivate them to respect me.
Also, there are two chicks in the room beside ours. One is fat ugly half-Asian with an ok character, but the other is a rather cute blonde and I'd like to fuck her. But her standard military-issue panties won't get wet if I can't keep even the guys in check.
Also, I want to make better bros with my roommates. There's one great guy which I know already and he wants to do all the tasks properly, not just the easiest way. I want to stop being a little bitch and express myself candidly to him. There's also another guy who looks like he doesn't really like me because I'm so weird. I have to open up more to make him understand me better.
Lastly, I feel like crap when I'm with people from other units which I don't know. I feel myself so isolated. I WANT TO GET THE BALLS TO GET IN THEIR CONVERSATIONS (and in their panties if they're hot chicks).
I am supposed to be a squad leader and it feels ashamed to be a piece of shit like this!
I'd like to be interviewed on Saturday 1.16 2pm PST