What should you do?
"Lay back. Play it cool, bro. Don't act so desperate."
"Just follow your heart! Be yourself! Be confident!"
"Don't be a douchebag. Listen to her and be sensitive to her needs."
"Neg her! Use social proof. Demonstrate higher value."
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