Men had balls.
They said what they wanted. They did what they wanted. They became what they wanted. But all that has changed. Today, men no longer feel secure in their own skin. They're anxious, unmotivated, and depressed. They are afraid of their own shadows and wallow in self-pity, trapped in their bedrooms. They trade in their self-respect for self-loathing. They beg women for sex while catering to bitch behavior. They're hooked on porn, video games, and the internet. They're full of shame, suppressing their anger, only to tolerate a society that has abandoned them...
It's time men woke the fuck up.
No man thrives by himself. It goes against our design to separate ourselves from others. We're social creatures. We must socialize to be happy. If we don't develop proper relationship skills our lives become miserable!
Your desires always point you in the right direction. But nobody teaches you how to navigate. You don't know what path to follow or how to handle obstacles.
Hunger tells you to eat, but stealing creates distrust. Your penis tells you to fuck, but rape will get you arrested. Your heart tells you to seek out companionship, but competition creates enemies. Your desires are correct. But your actions require proper training to meet them. Otherwise you'll end up chasing after empty promises.
This is the fun part! You're gonna eat pain for breakfast.
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